| Issue #31 |
11/2/99 |
Croatian president Tudjman has emergency surgery TO REMOVE LETTERS WHICH MAKE HIS LAST NAME IMPOSSIBLE TO PRONOUNCE |
| Issue #32 |
11/16/99 |
Clinton lauds Turkey's human-rights progress; calls for EU admission THAT LANGUISHING IN PRISON WITHOUT DUE PROCESS IS COMMONPLACE THROUGHOUT EUROPE |
| Issue #33 |
12/1/99 |
Mandela travelling to Iran, Jordan, Syria FOR TALKS on wayS to DESTROY Israel |
| Issue #34 |
12/9/99 |
U.S. acknowledges that father can assert claim for Cuban boy, JUST AS CUBA CAN ASSERT CLAIM FOR TITLE "CRUSTY OLD COMMUNIST BACKWATER" |
| Issue #35 |
1/11/00 |
Hostage confirms photographs of Indian Airlines hijackers DO THEIR GOOD LOOKS NO JUSTICE |
| Issue #36 |
2/29/00 |
Haider reportedly resigns as head of Austria's Freedom Party, BUT NO ONE CAN BE SURE AS JOURNALISTS, JEWS AND GYPSIES THERE ARE AFRAID TO COME OUT OF THEIR HOUSES |
| Issue #37 |
3/15/00 |
SECRETARY Albright, SPORTING A NEW "HIP-HOP" IMAGE, says India should "KICK TO THE curb ALL THEM WHACK nuclear weapons" |
| Issue #38 |
3/26/00 |
Scientists investigate whales' deaths after Navy test in Bahamas, THINK THERE MIGHT BE A RELATIONSHIP TO THE 570 DEPTH CHARGES WHICH WERE FIRED |
| Issue #39 |
4/6/00 |
IMF enacts tougher auditing standards for loans SUCH AS ABILITY FOR RECIPIENTS TO REPAY THEM |
| Issue #40 |
4/13/00 |
HEAD OF LARGEST CASINO IN Reno urges relatives to ACCEPT HIS OFFER OF $150,000 IN CHIPS IN EXCHANGE FOR RIGHTS TO PUT ON 'ELIAN ON ICE' SKATING SPECTACULAR AND resolve Cuban boy's case custody struggle. |
| Issue #41 |
4/21/00 |
Olympics chief warns that Athens could lose 2004 Summer Games IF THEY DON'T COME UP WITH SOME COLLEGE SCHOLARSHIPS AND 50 CASES OF OLIVES QUICK |
| Issue #42 |
5/2/00 |
Dominican candidate's bodyguards kill ruling party official IN DEMONSTRATION OF DEMOCRACY LATIN AMERICA STYLE |
| Issue #43 |
5/18/00 |
Austria drafts plan to compensate Nazi slave laborers IN SURPLUS NAZI MONEY |
| Issue #44 |
5/31/00 |
Ethiopia says it has 'withdrawn' from western Eritrea BY HEADING EAST |
| Issue #45 |
6/8/00 |
Gerry Adams urges London bombers to stop campaign UNTIL TALKS HAVE FAILED AGAIN |
