| Issue #46 |
6/20/00 |
Controversial study finds France has world's best health-care system, YET WORST BREATH |
| Issue #47 |
7/7/00 |
Japanese city decides not to name auditorium for Madeleine Albright, PARADOXICALLY SWITCHES ALLEGIANCE TO FORMER VICE PRESIDENT SPIRO AGNEW |
| Issue #48 |
7/18/00 |
After tense coup, Fiji swears in new president 'DEMOCRATICALLY CHOSEN' BY THE COUP LEADERS |
| Issue #49 |
7/27/00 |
U.N. copes with funding shortfall WITH 'WIN A GAME OF PING-PONG WITH KOFI ANNAN' RAFFLE |
| Issue #50 |
8/14/00 |
Rwanda to speed up genocide trials of minors IN ORDER TO LET THE NEXT ROUND
OF GENOCIDE START SOONER |
| Issue #51 |
8/23/00 |
Neo-Nazis on trial in Germany deny intent to kill victim, CALL IT 'HAPPY COINCIDENCE' |
| Issue #52 |
8/30/00 |
IN A SOMEWHAT INEFFECTIVE DEMONSTRATION OF POWER, Philippine rebels seize ONLY American EMBLEM AVAILABLE TO THEM IN THE COUNTRYSIDE: A DR. PEPPER VENDING MACHINE |
| Issue #53 |
9/5/00 |
South Africa to export elephants to Angola, BOOKMAKERS WORKING ON ODDS FOR FIRST MINEFIELD ELEPHANT CASUALTY |
| Issue #54 |
9/18/00 |
Bush NOW focusing on domestic agenda AFTER STARTLING DISCOVERY THAT HE CANNOT NAME 15 COUNTRIES OUTSIDE OF THE U.S. |
| Issue #55 |
9/26/00 |
Ousted Peru spy chief seeking asylum in Panama, WHERE HE SHOULD EASILY FIND WORK |
| Issue #56 |
10/2/00 |
IN RARE, SMUTTY ADMISSION, Albright ARRIVES in France with Milosevic on her mind |
| Issue #57 |
10/10/00 |
China plans lunar landing, Mars expedition WITH DISSIDENT 'TEST PILOTS' |
| Issue #58 |
10/19/00 |
Israel, Palestinians to take 'concrete measures' to end violence MORE QUICKLY, SUCH AS SATURATION BOMBING |
| Issue #59 |
10/25/00 |
Germany's central bank preparing to make change TO EXTRACTING POUNDS OF FLESH FOR LATE LOAN PAYMENTS |
| Issue #60 |
11/1/00 |
Singapore Airlines flight from Australia makes unscheduled landing IN PACIFIC OCEAN |
