Zambia investigating series of explosions, THEORIZE THEY MAY HAVE BEEN CAUSED BY EXPLOSIVE DEVICES
 

Balloonists continue journey, cross Indian subcontinent, ARE EXPECTED TO CRASH LAND UNEXPECTEDLY IN AFGHANISTAN
 

Retired general poised to take Nigerian presidential elections BY FORCE AND GIVE NIGERIANS 'THE MARTIAL LAW THEY DESPERATELY NEED'
 

Cheap oil causes Norway to prepare for something new: unemployment, AND BIG-ASS GAS-GUZZLING BUICKS
 

Analysis: Horn of Africa war could be ending - or getting worse - OR BE ABOUT THE SAME - WE'RE NOT REALLY SURE
 

Oil pipeline CONVERTED to PUMP LIQUIFIED Turkey BY-PRODUCTS damaged by U.S. raid, SPOKESMAN FOR TYSON CHICKEN Iraq OFFICE says
 

Relatives watch and wait as Cuban dissidents go to THE PEOPLE'S court AND ARGUE THAT THEIR NEIGHBOR STYLED THEIR POODLE'S FUR ALL WRONG
 

Chinese dissidents warned not to meet AT MCDONALDS, AS TOO MUCH FATTY BEEF IN THE DIET COULD LEAD TO POOR HEALTH
 

Malaysian police chief admits beating Anwar, BUT CLAIMS ANWAR WAS 'INTO THAT KIND OF THING'
 

Ulcer treatment could hospitalize Yeltsin for a week, JUST LIKE THE LAST 12 TIMES
 

Minor quake rattles northern Japan, PROMPTING VOLCANIC ISLAND NATION TO CONSIDER FORMING EARTHQUAKE PREPAREDNESS RESEARCH GROUP BY YEAR 2006
 

West works to chip away at Saddam's grip on power, DOES REALLY CRAPPY JOB
 

Groups want check into Swiss links to South African apartheid, AS WELL AS FINANCIAL TRANSACTIONS WITH AL CAPONE, CHARLES MANSON, SATAN
 

China to slash international phone, Internet fees, THROATS OF RANDOMLY-SELECTED DISSIDENTS
 

33 Filipinos sentenced to death in February, AS GOVERNMENT CONTINUES TO SHOW CHINA WHATEVER IT CAN DO, THE PHILLIPINES CAN DO BETTER
 

China-Russia trade boost at hand, weekly reports SAY CANNED TURNIPS WILL BE EXCHANGED FOR BOOTLEGGED WAYLON JENNINGS CD'S
 

Taiwan plans on buying U.S. warships ENTERPRISE AND INDEPENDENCE to fend off China, PENTAGON OFFICIALS QUESTION WHAT DRUGS TAIWAN IS TAKING
 

IMF official encourages Thai bank reforms, SUCH AS MAKING PAYMENTS ON TIME AND NOT LOANING MONEY TO ANYONE WHO FILLS OUT AN APPLICATION
 

Explosions keep coming in Zambia, EXPLOSIVES THEORY SLOWLY GAINING CREDIBILITY
 

Vietnam denies human rights abuses, BUT ADMITS 'MILD PERSONAL FREEDOM TRANSGRESSIONS'
 

China's Internet users to reach 5.5 million in mid-1999, consultancy says, ALL OF WHOM WILL BE DOWNLOADING PORN 24 HOURS A DAY IN REPRESSED COMMUNIST NATION
 

Cosmonauts return safely from Mir, SHOCKING WORLD